JESUS’ LINEAGE
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:
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He went into his father's business.
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He lived at home until the age of 33.
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He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.
Three Proofs that Jesus was Irish:
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He never got married.
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He never held a steady job.
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His last request was a drink.
Three Proofs that Jesus was Puerto Rican:
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His first name was Jesus.
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He was always in trouble with the law.
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His mother did not know who his father was.
Three Proofs that Jesus was Italian:
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He talked with his hands.
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He had wine with every meal.
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He worked in the building trades.
Three Proofs that Jesus was Californian:
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He never cut his hair.
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He walked around barefoot.
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He invented a new religion.
Three Proofs that Jesus was Black:
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He called everybody brother.
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He had no permanent address.
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Nobody would hire him.
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